The Howler

~ Tuesday, April 22 ~
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"I wish that I could, but I’m so close to finishing season one of ‘Damages’, and I made this, like, amazing cashew stir-fry for the week, so I’m actually pretty booked."

I don’t want to be Abbi, but I’m Abbi.

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~ Monday, April 21 ~
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and if he wants to leave
then let him leave
you are terrifying
and strange and beautiful
something not everyone knows how to love
— Warsan Shire, For Women Who Are Difficult To Love (via captivating-oblivion)

Shit

(Source: larmoyante)


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~ Sunday, April 20 ~
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voldemortshug:

Jesus

voldemortshug:

Jesus

(Source: notyourblonde)


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ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."


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~ Saturday, April 19 ~
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(Source: seinfeldia)


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I’m extremely proud as a father, but I really don’t know how to deal with boys and the federal government has taken all of my guns.
— T.I. (via infinitelastfirstkiss)

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~ Friday, April 18 ~
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nbchannibal:

Baby horses look weird. 

nbchannibal:

Baby horses look weird. 

Tags: Hannibal hilarious nbc
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theveshin23:

Delena fans feel the same


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~ Wednesday, April 16 ~
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rainygalaxy18:

nothisisc8:

YOU KIDS THESE DAYS AND YER FANCY “SPRINTING” AND “MOTION CONTROLS”

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE WE COULDN’T MAKE LINK RUN FASTER

NO, WE HAD TO ROLL ACROSS HYRULE FIELD TO MAKE IT TO KAKARIKO BY NIGHTFALL

BAREFOOT, IN THE SNOW, TAPPING THE A BUTTON REPEATEDLY FOR 10 MILES

AND WE WERE GRATEFUL

(Source: c8terade-me-bitch)


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~ Tuesday, April 15 ~
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jaclcfrost:

i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night

  • the ghost of i fucked up
  • the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
  • and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future

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